What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

How does a witch play loud music?