What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What sport requires no movement at all?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.