What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

It's Crowded!

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What's a cat's favorite board game?