What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What table can you never sit at?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Which subject has two parts?
How are teens like cats?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
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