What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?