What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why was the broom late for school?
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