What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
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