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What type of dog loves to take showers?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

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