What day never takes itself seriously?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What is the definition of Robin?