Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
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