What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

How can you make 7 even?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What sport requires no movement at all?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What did the beaver say to the tree?