What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do you call a short cow?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?