Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
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What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What sport are eggs the best at?
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Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What is a cow's dream job?
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