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What's the most popular cat in New England?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Can February March?

Do dads always snore?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What do fairies always drink?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What words make the best athletes?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why do dogs run in circles?