Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What animals make the best students?

Why do two skunks argue?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?