Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
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