Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do fairies always drink?

How do fleas travel?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?