Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What insect runs away from everything?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How can you make 7 even?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
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