Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What's a horse's favorite car?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What did the sick chicken say?

How does a cow do math?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why didn't the melons get married?