When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

How do you grill cheese?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What's the world's weakest animal?

A book just fell on my head.

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?