Where do chips wear socks?

What horn never makes a sound?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?