Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Where do stars go to college?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What school subject really rocks?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What type of car do planets buy?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?