Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?