What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What fish sings the best?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?