What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?