What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Where do pigs learn magic?