What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

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How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Where does food go to take a nap?