How is life like toilet paper?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?