What's the saddest part of the week?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What is the coolest country?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?