What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?