What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What did one plate say to the other?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?