Why is heaven always so tidy?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?