What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Where do polar bears store their money?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What's a bee's favorite novel?