What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
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What dog wears contact lenses?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why are ghosts always single?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
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