Why don't ants get sick?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Which animals make the best football players?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What building always gets stains on it?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?