Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Which animal is the most religious?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Families are like fudge.

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?