What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why did the lamb cross the road?