What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?