What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What do cows always add to their salad?