Why did the student always get straight A's?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?