What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?