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What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

How does the sun listen to music?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?