What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?