What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?