Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do math teachers eat?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you call an old snowman?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?