What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

When do cows get tired?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why do two skunks argue?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?