My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why do two skunks argue?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?