How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

A book just fell on my head.

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What school subject really rocks?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What did one firefly say to the other?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?