What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Where do termites go camping?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What's the loudest sport?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?