What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

How is cat food sold?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?