What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
A book just fell on my head.
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
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