What's the loudest Christmas song?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

A book just fell on my head.