What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Which animals make the best football players?