What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why was the musician arrested?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?