Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

If you need help building an ark..

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?