What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What's the politest month?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?