What do a sword and a piano have in common?

How does the sun listen to music?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What shape has a knighthood?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Which state is the cleanest?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?