Why are stones so good at music?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?