What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What do you call a silly hill?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What is a spider's favorite book?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?