What's a horse's favorite car?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What does an attorney say when getting married?