What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What fish sings the best?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Which animal should never work for the government?