What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

We had a discussion about roses.

Why do mice need oiling?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

How do birds threaten one another?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?