What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
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Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
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