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A hissy fit.
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How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
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What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
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Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
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