What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
A hissy fit.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
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