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What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

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Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

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When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

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