How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?