What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why do cats love to work?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?