What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

Why do football players make great fishermen?