When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
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What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What school subject really rocks?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
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Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
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Did you know that felines don't bite?
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