Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

The museum curator needed a break.