What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?