Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What words make the best athletes?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What does a cat go to sleep on?