Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What is blue and not heavy?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
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