What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do math teachers eat?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?