Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
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