Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

How do bees get to school?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?