Which relative loves rice?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?