What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What fish sings the best?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What is another term for the price of gas?