What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why are frogs always happy?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?