What dog never pays attention in class?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Which family member has tusks?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?