What kind of bird can write?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Where does water do all its banking?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What table can you never sit at?

What game do cows play at parties?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?