How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?