Why don't fish play basketball?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?