What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

When fish play football, who is the captain?