Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What stories are told by basketball players?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you call octopus twins?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?