If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why do bees gossip?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?