What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
Do you have the best ceiling?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
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