What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why are English teachers so smart?
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