What condiment has wings?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What is the opposite of coffee?