What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What bird is always sad?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why do dogs run in circles?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?