What's the saddest part of the week?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?