What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Where does a camper keep his money?
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