What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?