Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
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