Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

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Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?