What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?