← Back to Food & Drinks
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Food & Drinks

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

I'm just nuts about you.

More Food & Drinks Jokes

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Trending Jokes

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Outdoors

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Current Events

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

You Might Also Like

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Holiday

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Discover More Jokes

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Animals

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Vehicles

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Want More Laughs?

Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!