Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?