Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why was the math book sad?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?