What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do you call a silly hill?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?