Families are like fudge.

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why are ghosts always single?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

How does a barber get to work?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?