What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?