What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What's the most masculine animal?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What animal should you never play poker with?