What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Which insect makes the best father?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What animal likes to party the most?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?