What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
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Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Which bug is related to you?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
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