What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's the friendliest pen?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you give a sick lemon?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
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