What do little monsters call their mother?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?