That bird won't stop squawking.

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?