What does a panda ghost say?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?