Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What school subject really rocks?

Where do milkshakes come from?