What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
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What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
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