What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did electricity win the race?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do trees keep as a pet?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
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