Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Which musician loves to make chili?

How does one gelatin greet another?