What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
What table can you never sit at?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What vegetables make the best music?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Families are like fudge.
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What vehicle works the hardest?
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