What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What did the rug say to the floor?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What game does a rabbit always win?