Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
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