To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?