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Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do Scottish toads play?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?