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Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What did the peach say to its crying husband?