What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

How do hurricanes see?

What color are all the books in the library?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why can you never find the number nine?