What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?