Which state has the best streets?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What did autumn say to summer?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What was the first animal in space?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?