What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?