What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
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