What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why are winter days great?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
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