What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?