What did the rug say to the floor?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do elves learn in school?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Which hot drink loves golf?