What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why are books always so angry?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a dog in space?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What sports are both plant-based?
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