What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a short cow?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a pile of cats?
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