What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why was the dog so popular?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
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