How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?