What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why are ghosts always single?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?