Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What animals make the best baseball players?
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