Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
Why was the bee sad?
What school subject really rocks?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
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