Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What table can you never sit at?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How do fleas travel?
What says: oom oom oom?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a pig thief?
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