What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
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Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
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My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
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What horn never makes a sound?
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Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
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