What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's the coldest vegetable?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
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