What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's a henway?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
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