What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Where do kittens go to school?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
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