What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why do cats love to work?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?