What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What building always gets stains on it?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?