Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why are computers so good at golf?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?