What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Families are like fudge.

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?