Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?