Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
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