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What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

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